Saturday, March 21, 2009

I declare hereby unauthorized that something went wrong when transcribing the sanskrit word 'om' into latin letters. OWNG, which coincidentally also means 'One World No Government', is the correct way of meditating about it. I have spoken. Time for some video entertainment from 1983.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah winston, how do you reckon i could get my blog on the government black list?

Anonymous said...

also, someone said something about tin foil hats over on insultadarity, but i couldn't figure out if they were talking about you or me.

Anonymous said...

i think they ["THEY!"] must have been talking about you.

Winston Smith said...

LOL.... I'd fancy some photo session in tin foil hats and banners, saying:

* Government is good
* Boycott benign banking
* Would somebody please think about the children???

Getting on the government black list without committing a 'crime' isn't easy... I would miss your blog.

I decided not to mind too much if they (THEY!) talk about me. There's enough chance to talk to me.

don't peek into the rabbit hole.

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Anonymous said...

hahaha fuck yeah!

no, wait:

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:

An Empirical Study


Abstract
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Anonymous said...

so now i don't know what to think!

Winston Smith said...

omg that must have been the way they (THEY!) got me. Programmed by the evil postnazi gvmt in Germania while dying my hair.

I still opt for more tin foil hat propaganda- I wonder how Kevin would look like in one, and, no, I don't want to see his magic wand.