Ten Commandments 2.0

1. 'You shall have no other gods before Me, God Mammon.' 
2. 'You shall not make for yourself a currency, or forge banknotes, or engage in barter systems, or any other money-free exchange of goods and services' 
3. 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain by wasting money for social causes, unless it improves your public image.' 
4. 'Remember 24/7 365 days a year, to keep it holy.' 
5. 'Honor your father and your mother, from whom you inherited your money.' 
6. 'You shall not murder, unless it's an alleged terrorist.' 
7. 'You shall not be caught committing adultery.' 
8. 'You shall not steal, unless it's taxpayers money.' 
9. 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour, unless he's an alleged terrorist.' 
10. 'You shall not be caught coveting your neighbour's house; you shall not be caught coveting your neighbour's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his car, nor his yacht, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'